Monday, September 26, 2005

Good News ??????

So ok i walk into work and im asked, “so, did you hear the good news?"  Now that could go many ways it could mean promotions all around or no promotions but we're all getting raises or some other thing that doesn’t involve me getting fired.  So to continue I said “no I hadn't heard it”, seeing as though I had just gotten to work and had the previous day off.  It turns out that im getting a promotion maybe...well it's highly damn likely....it's seems that my assistant manager made the unfortunate request of asking for more money.  Now I know what your thinking why would that be tantamount to job suicide…

I WORK IN A RETAIL STORE IN A MALL IN A COLLEGE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are fifteen billion people here that are just itching to take your very easy job and get paid peanuts to do it just ‘cause it gives them money for beer, pizza and condoms not exactly in that order but you get the point. So she tells him that she going to have to look for another job, needless to say he didn’t fight her on her threat.  Now this being payless the gossip flew likes the many carrion birds on a battle field.  And it turns out that my manager was pretty upset with my asst. mngr. saying that she was being selfish asking for more money….


Now it’s understandable for a person to ask for more money seeing as though she drives a car and gas prices are supposed to go up to 6$

So to add to the weirdness of my day it turns out that I’m a small part of why she’s leaving. Ok let me say this again for the people who didn’t hear my in the back…….

I’m a small part of why she’s leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now it turns out that she whose getting married in two years has been having dreams about me, and she feels as though it would be best if she left so something doesn’t happen.  Ok, let it be known that I have a standing rule that I don’t mess with anyone that I work with, also I don’t mess with anyone who I KNOW HER FUCKING HUSBAND, or fiancé or what ever the hell.  Long story short, I might be getting promoted over the corpse of my old asst. mngr, figuratively, I don’t know I  feel about all this yet , but hey if I get offered the job ill do it.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Is the lady a bit parched?

This has got to be the best new word that needs to be added to the English language:

"Cockthirsty"

I got it from penny-arcade i command all of you non readers out there to seek out this site and pay homage

Yes, i said homage

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Weekend at mommies

Ok this is new Blogger has just put out a new program that lets me post from Ms Word.  So now I don’t have to type and then re-post.  So this past weekend I went back home for L’s b-day it was very enjoyable and I felt how much I missed just being able to hang out with her.  It’s really weird when we could hang out with each other all the time we always, well not always, wanted to kill each other for one thing or another, but now just getting an email from on another is a big deal.  I don’t think we both knew how much we had come to depend on one another when we were together, not in that way; no further comment.
It was nice seeing how her family is so close to one another, I really wish that I could bring myself to look past all the crap that my family has heaped on me over these years and just get along with them, but I can’t seem to do it, maybe I just haven’t grown past that yet.  But, anyway that night she walked me to my door and we just held each other….it wasn’t one of those lets hug and agree that well write everyday kind of things if that makes any sense, it was something more.  Ya see she and I interact one a level that none of the other people in the group does, I swear if I could move her and her son up here I would in a heart beat but I know that would just kill her to be away from her family like that.  In all my newly acquired 26yrs of life I’ve never missed a single person, but I do miss her I really wish she could be in my life as constantly as she used to be.
It’s funny ‘cause I was so much of a kid still when we hung out.  There was so much crap going on in my head just when I would think about her that I would get lost in my thoughts things that could have been real got confused with things that weren’t real so much to the point that I have no idea what I really felt even to this day so many years removed.  Long story short I had fun, there were a lot of cool people there.  I really should get home more often.

Wolf